A fork of Rural Dictionary
The place a good guy dread and the gays love if a guy is a good friend and has made it to this zone that means that the woman is too stupid to figure out this is usually the best guy to be with
dude she put me ion the friend zone
dude that sucks i didnt know your gay
im not
well i know your not a good guy
fuck you go back to your fuck muppet
The almost un-escapable place where you have a crush on someone but they only want to be friends. 1 record lasted 8 years in the friend zone.
boy''will you be my girl friend''
girl''i would prefer us to be just friends''
boy is now in the friend zone
When a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.
Friend1: Are you still with that girl?
You: We're just friends.
Friend2: A moment of silence for our brother in the friend zone.
A place where Aphrodite condemns the souls of people with dating double-standards.
Bob: "I can't believe Ashley (skinny, popular girl) put me in the Friend Zone! I was nice to her all this time, and she still says we're just 'friends!' But friendship is what a a romantic relationship is built on!"
Kaylee (overweight, average-looking girl): "Well Bob, you and me are friends too, and I'm single."
Bob: I... uh... erm..... but I don't wanna ruin our friendship Kaylee.
A term many guys (and some girls) use when they have been rejected, whether it is straight out or inadvertently said. People tend to claim it is the other person's fault and/or that they are a "friendzoning bitch" despite the fact that the person may really only like them as a friend, which is a false move seeing as that person believes they should fake feelings and be in a relationship.
Girl1: Thanks, you're a great friend!
Guy1: Did you seriously just friend zone me?
Girl1: Excuse me?
Guy2: Will you go out with me?
Girl2: I'm sorry. I just don't like you in that way, you're a friend.
Guy2: Not anymore, bitch. I'm the nice guy unlike the jerks you date.
Girl2: Excuse me?
Guy3: So Susie totally friendzoned me today.
Guy4: Aw, that sucks, man.
The true definition of being friend zoned: When you have lots of friends, but you will be forever alone
The point at which you can no longer date a girl. She has told you too many secrets, or you took too long to make your move.
You are now in the friends zone, and there is no return.
Guy - Hey girl, I've been thinking, we've been getting along pretty good now and I want to take you out on a date, I really like you.
Girl - Awwww I think you're a really nice, sensitive, understanding guy, but I love you like a friend. So, just friends?
Guy - (thinks) Damn I'm in the friends zone.