A fork of Rural Dictionary
it Means you are in disbelief. something like What the fuck.
FUCK MY COUCH. I FOUND 10 dollars
To negativley impact ones good time through certain actions or events.
Josh is really fucking up my couch with this country music he is playing.
The ultimate way to tell someone to get the fuck out and go fuck themselves for being a total asshole.
Game Ender
( At a party on a ship and gets purposely thrown overboard by someone else)
Guy who threw you: You have a nice swim?
You: FUCK OFF MY COUCH!!!!!