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The "wet spot" on the sheets after sex.It becomes a fuck puddle when its on YOUR side of the bed.
I came back from the bathroom and laid right square in the fuck puddle.
When playing a racing game such as PGR4 with weather effects, and during racing losing traction because of running threw a puddle of water, causing you to run into a wall or spin out.
1.OMFG I was puddle fucked!!!
2.ROTFLMAO You were puddle fucked, that’s what you get for running me off the road you noob!!
A Puddle Fuck is the act of a person (man woman or other) fucking a woman until she has squirted that much that she is lying in a puddle; hence puddle fuck
Babe I want to puddle fuck you...
He screwed me so much last night, it was a total puddle fuck.
The after affects of having anal sex with or without consent consisting of shit, Semen and blood
I’m really getting sick and tired of my roommate leaving his Neapolitan fuck puddles all over the couch
Its fun to be in it when you feel like it, but when u don't want it its annoying as fuck an a bother
Nigga quit being a fuck puddle
A short definition of all life on earth.
Coagulated fuck puddle,
I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle