A fork of Rural Dictionary
One who leaves work early and goes on an all day drinking and/or smoking bender. Typically starts at 11:30am to 12pm and last till 4:00 to 5pm on workdays. The person never returns to work and usually finds a watering hole where they won't be seen. There can be one to several people at a one of these events.
This day is off to a bad start, looks like we will be on a fusco by 11:30am. You pick the spot, I will see who else wants to join the fusco.
A slang term for an African American. Not derogatory.
Hey Molly look at that Fusco over there, hes kinda cute
Tyler Fusco, or known as Fusco online, is the coolest person in the entire world.
Fusco is known by many of his friends, most notably fletcher, as being a really sexy, and wonderfull person. He is known for making the infamous meme, JUNE IS A MONTH NAME
A mutilated 32 year old foreskin, who's ingrown hair follicles are used to grow dilapidated gypsy testicles in a petri dish.
Manfri: Doc, when... when will I once again feel the squishy moist sack that has terrorized my village for decades, dangling between my hairy legs again? Dr. Vano: We don't know, the Fusco is being prepped as we speak
MIKEY FUSCO MORE LIKE MIKEY FUKSO! HE IS SO ATTRACTIVE THAT HE CAN EVEN GIVE A GIRL A BONER! THAT'S RIGHT LADY'S CAN GET FEMALE BONERS! OH MY GOD BUT YEAH THE DEFFINITION OF MIKEY IS PERFECTION AND AMAZE BALLS!
Me: Mikey Fusco Is giving me a lady boner Friend: ..... But girls can't have a Bon- Me: SHHH YES THEY DO... you just don't know it yet...