A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sexual act. A face-book occurs when the man is not completely satisfied with the facial orifice upon which he desires completion. The man proceeds to affix a piece of pornographic literature on the lucky lass' face in the fashion of his desire. The man ensures that the predesignated hole on the pornography aligns properly with the woman's. The man then attempts to produce as much ejaculate as possible into this hole.
"Hey girl, can I sign you up for face-book?", "I hooked up with a 3, so I decided to get her on face-book"
To facepalm yourself with reading material. Usually induced when a statement that generally causes a regular facepalm is said to somebody reading, generally referring to what they are reading.
A: Tom Riddle is the same person as Voldemort, you know. B: *face book*
the ultimate online stalker website used by collge girls to create gay profiles of themselves and college guys to find hot freshman to slam. Dapps
dude 1: who is that binch, invite her to our party on saturday dude 2: i dont know her screen name or phone number dude 1: just facebook her
A sexual act. A face-book occurs when the man is not completely satisfied with the facial orifice upon which he desires completion. The man proceeds to affix a piece of pornographic literature on the lucky lass' face in the fashion of his desire. The man ensures that the predesignated hole on the pornography aligns properly with the woman's. The man then attempts to produce as much ejaculate as possible into this hole.
"Hey girl, can I sign you up for face-book?", "I hooked up with a 3, so I decided to get her on face-book"
"To immediately exit out of facebook when a "friend" you do not want to chat with (or know you are online) pops into the chat window." I have a few facebook friends who are nothing more than old acquaintances, and I should have really thought twice before being their Facebook friends (ie. people I never want to see again). Whenever they come online to Facebook and appear in the chat window, I have to face-book before they know I'm on too.
Oh damn, Mark just logged into Facebook and is on my chat screen. I gotta face-book before he sees me online.
when you get called out on your shitty status post, or for posting a lie on facebook.
Facebook Status: I love my boyfriend so much! Comment: bitch, I saw you cheating on him last Tuesday you've just been face-BOOKED.
When your on Facebook after drinking and decide to leave messages on your friends walls that are stupid or embarrassing. Similar to drunk dialing your friends.
friend: So what did you do last night? you: I drank half a bottle of vodka and faced-booked all my friends. I so don't want to log on today and see what I wrote.....