A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who claims to be your friend on facebook, but doesn't notice or speak to you in real life.
Matt - That girl Jessica added me as a friend last night, and we talked a lot about random crap, but in class she didn't even notice me. Jeff - Probably because she's just your Facebook friend Matt - Forever alone
The basic unit of popularity.
Tyler: "Wow, Adam has over 2,000 Facebook friends! He must be really popular!" Michael: "Yeah i bet he gets laid every night!"
Mostly 60 year old males looking for a friend
"Facebook friend" - I think we should have fun sometime, where do you live Average Facebooker - I live at *********** ****, *** ****.
A person who is not quiet an actual friend but is a slight step above and acquaintance
Person 1: wait you know Jim? Person 2: not really but he's cool. We're facebook friends
Facebook friends are actually more like Facebook contacts. People will most of the time just add people they for example just saw walking in the hallway. The main reason for this is because it's almost like you go up in facebook popularity by having a lot of friends. In fact, a facebook user could have 600 friends and only 10 of them being real friends.
Person 1: "Wow I think he's one of the most popular kids in our school." Person 2: "Why the hell would you think that?" Person 1: "Because he has like 900 friends on facebook!" Person 2: "Dude, that kid gets made fun of everyday, he has no real friends. Just Facebook 'friends'."
A "friend" on facebook whom you added after meeting for a brief period of time. A friend of a friend of a friend, someone you met at a bar, or just a random acquaintance who happened to add you. You rarely, if ever speak to this person.
"Why are 90% of my friends Facebook friends? Who the hell is (XXX)?" "Who is (XXX)? Oh yeah, I talked to her once at the bar... great, another Facebook "friend"" A: "Who's this (XXX) person? I think talked to her once in my Biology 302 class." B: "Bam, Facebook "friend!""
A friend on facebook but not in real life.
Your my facebook friend, not my real friend