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Fag Bag

A man purse. Generally used to carry around books, granola, workout gear, or anything that needs to be carried. Sometimes they are decorated with pins or patches. A Fag Bag can be a small backpack, a slingbag, or a tote.

"Ew! look at that hideous Fag Bag that Chris is sporting!"

"Fag Bags are SO hot right now."

by Hippie_Chick March 09, 2009

Fag Bag

A object worn by a man that closely resembles a purse, and could be mistakenly associated with being a homosexual.

Guy 1: aye sport check out this cool Versace man bag.
Guy 2: * spits out drink* lol mate wtf are you wearing, a FAG BAG?

by DaddyLongDiq August 24, 2016

Fag Bag

a person who masters the concept of being a fucking idiot

My boyfriend Adam Bishop is a fag bag sometimes.

by Jen February 26, 2005

Fag Bag

When a man spreads the anus of another man and inserts his balls in the other mans ass, then jerks off on his back.

John spread Jacks anus out with his fingers, inserted his balls down his ass and then jerked off on his back. He was given a fag bag.

by panzerfaust91 June 19, 2007

Fag Bag

Military acronym for Field Artillery, Garrison. Used when ordering a map case. The case is for maps pencils and other supplies needed for mapping. The case has a shoulder strap and a flap cover that resembles a females purse.

The Sargent got in trouble for carrying a fag bag without a map inside the bag.

by Sgt Perv July 14, 2009

Fag Bag

1. A condom intended for use with another male.

2. A person who acts like a "Fag".

3. A used condom thrown on the ground in a public area and has "lol" written all over it.

Wow, look at that fag bag!

Bob wants Joe to use a fag bag

by TheBowser701 January 22, 2010

Fag Bag

A phrase used to describe someone gay or to make fun of someone gay. Or you can use it to generally make fun of one person, or even groups of people when adding an "S" at the end. Not only that, it's a euphamism but it rhymes with itself just to make it sound jazzy. It is MEANT to be left to your imagination as to why the word "bag" is included in the phrase.

1.) "Man, that guy is a real fag bag. He wouldn't let me in the club even though I turn 21 tomorrow."

2.) "Those people in the mosh pit look like a bunch of fag bags just standing there with the long faces. Do they not realize they are in a rock concert?"

by Justin (PFC) in Kuwait February 07, 2009