A fork of Rural Dictionary
The word "fag bag" is used to define a single pound of marijuana.
As you may or may not know, a pound of marijuana is a ridicilious amount to have at one time. So, the term originates from all the faggot attention whores that try to look cool around your school when they shout out and brag about the absurd amounts of marijuana they consumed the day before.
It's typically used to make fun of those types of kids in a sarcastic high-pitched tone of voice.
Attention whore: "Oh, my God! I'm still so high from yesterday after smokin' so much weed yesterday!"
Person 1: "Dude, Naithen. You don't have to yell it, we're right next to you."
:::Attention whore walks away:::
Person 1: (in a mocking tone of voice)"O, mah gaw! I sm0k3d a hug3 fag bag yest3rdaay."
Person 2: (laughs) "Yeah, I know man. He's a faggot."
Also known as a 'fanny pack'.
A fag bag is a zippered pouch that is worn strapped around a person's waist and is used for carrying small personal items. It came to be called a fag bag because the uglier, fatter and nerdier members of the gay community, hoping to be picked up for sex, would strap them on and wear them to gay pride parades and other big events as an 'overnight bag', a method of carrying around a toothbrush, hair products, condoms and poppers for eventual use. The problem was that no self-respecting fag would ever have sex with someone who'd wear an ugly, shapeless sack over his ass, so the item eventually fell out of favour. It is now worn only by aging rocker chicks to Rolling Stones concerts as a hands-free method of carrying weed, rolling papers and sanitary napkins.
Not to be confused with the 'man purse', or 'murse' a usually plain-leather, larger version of a woman's purse intended to be carried by a strap over the shoulder of a man.
In my fag bag I've got duct tape, latex gloves, date rape pills, handcuffs and a stick of gum. What's in yours?
The bike-messenger style bag the goes over one shoulder and holds either a laptop or the collected works of Belle & Sebastian. Has been the preferred luggage of the common urban douchebag, and can be often seen paired with rectangular thick-rimmed nerd glasses. Wearing a fag bag is tantamount to wearing pink triangle i.e. a confession that one is a certified pussy.
Hey, find me a rock! Here comes an asswipe on a fixie with a fag bag!
A man purse. Generally used to carry around books, granola, workout gear, or anything that needs to be carried. Sometimes they are decorated with pins or patches. A Fag Bag can be a small backpack, a slingbag, or a tote.
"Ew! look at that hideous Fag Bag that Chris is sporting!"
"Fag Bags are SO hot right now."
A object worn by a man that closely resembles a purse, and could be mistakenly associated with being a homosexual.
Guy 1: aye sport check out this cool Versace man bag.
Guy 2: * spits out drink* lol mate wtf are you wearing, a FAG BAG?
Fast Action Gun bag
Many of the so called fanny packs actually conceal a handgun. The front rips off and exposes the firearm.
As the perp advanced with the knife I ripped open my FAG BAG pulled my piece and wasted the MoFo.