A fork of Rural Dictionary
fake friends are like fake news. They are not reliable or real.
You: why is they such a fake friends? Other person: because they’re fake news!
Fake Friends are people who in a crowd tend to ignore you. They also don't talk to you unless they need something of you. Another thing is that they wouldn't five two shits about your feeling while all you do is care for them and there feelings even when they know you feel like shit they still do nothing. They only invite you to things if they can't find anyone else and ignore you when you invite them to things. Also if they happen to hook up with someone and they let him/her get in the way of your relationship with you they sick bastards that don't give a fuck about how you feel about it and don't care about you at all in general. They also try to avoid you basically at all coast. Also if you help them through things like a break-up or even a just a hard time for them and they still only care about themselves they are a fake friend. A fake freinds will always talk shit about you behind your back or make fun of you and say it's a joke but when your face to face they don't say anything they are fake ( or they are just a little bitch and won't talk shit to your face). Other than that a fake friend is a pussy ass bitch that thinks there too good for you.
Person that has fake freinds: I wonder why this person hasn't talked to me in so long. REAL FREIND: I was talking to him last night and he was talking shit about you. But your other friendnd was deffending you. PERSON THAT HAS FAKE FRIENDS: Wow what a pussy can't even say it to my face. At least I know I have a couple of real freinds.
You know, your 'friend' who will continue to ruin your self confidence but tell you its ok because they're just being truthful.
You: Does this dress look good on me? Fake friends: It would look better on me because im not as fat as you but sure...
Fake friends don’t care about your well being, they will just use you for popularity someone to hurt, emotionally or physically. A fake friend might pretend to be your friend, but use you instead.
Example 1- Catherine: “I miss my friend Taney” *Catherine checks phone* Taney’s contact: “please come back to our old school!! I need you!! I’m so unpopular without you and I don’t have anyone to hit!!” Example 2- Sarah: “Hi Flynn, how have you been?” Flynn: “I thought I told you that I didn't want to be friends anymore because you told my secrets to everyone in class.” Sarah: “let’s forgive and forget, ok? It was just severe humiliation and causing your depression!” Sarah and Taney represent Fake Friends .
1) they won’t talk to u if they are around “popular people” 2) they don’t invite you to something because you are “not popular enough” or “embarrassing” 3)they only talk to you if they need something not if you do 4) they “pretend” to like u 5) they don’t ever include u in anything If any of those apply you have got urself a FAKE FRIEND
They are all such fake friends like they never include me in anything ever. Natalie is such a fake person she says that she hates all of them and then hangs out with them the next day.
Someone who ignores you when they're around more 'popular' people. Someone who only talks to you when they need something. Someone who ignores you when they're in a group of people. Someone who tells you they can't hangout, but they hangout with someone else instead. Someone who never invites you to anything, unless they can't find anyone else to go. Someone who, without a reason, gossip about you and make fun of you, but say that it was just a joke. Someone who doesn't answer your texts when you ask them important questions. Someone who fake laughs when they talk to you. Someone who tells secrets to another friend, but doesn't tell them to you. Most of all, someone who does these things, but then when it's just you two, they pretend like nothing's changed. Then they want you to act the same around them, and whether they realize what they do or not, they won't apologize. If 4 or more of these things apply to one of your 'friends' then they are a fake friend
Real friend: hey you seem down lately, what's up? You: nothing, just that she always ignores me around other people. Real friend: What a bitch...don't worry about it. She's a fake friend. You: You think? Real friend: for sure. Look it up on urban dictionary if you don't believe me.
A friend that is nice one second and then betrays you the next second.
Wow he is such a fake friend.