A fork of Rural Dictionary
An obsessed loser who can't get enough anime, evercrack, or star trek. Sadly, they gather togther, unaware of the social stigma their fantacism brings, dooming them to never experience sex let alone look at, or sniff a pussy. These retards are only slightly less annoying than people from France.
Bite me fan boy!
This term refers to depictions in early Hollywood movies where young boys would stand in place, holding large palm fronds, ceaselessly fanning Cleopatra or a Roman Emperor, etc. The whole purpose of the fanboy's life was to support the pleasures and comforts of the object of their worship. Hence, the slur, "fanboy".
Fan Boy: "Mr. Jobs, I so love my Mac. Am I fanning you to your fullest satisfaction?" Steve Jobs: "iHarder. iFaster. Oh yes, Fan Boy! Don't stop!"
Child aged 0-12 who talks about FNAF all the time in their high-pitched voice.
FNAF Fan Boy: dude i think phone guy from FNAF is the purple guy edgy teen: i don't care FNAF Fan Boy: do you believe 83 or 87? edgy teen: i don't care! FNAF Fan Boy: i can't wait for FNAF world! edgy teen: I DONT CARE!!
A person who loses at any and everything and always has a lame excuse not supported by any facts whatsoever. Pendu fan boys usually make wild unsubstantiated allegations that are at best embarrassing to someone with a single brain cell. Also someone who support a washed out GOAT pretender who plays in a far away unknown league.
Friend : Why did Pendu (also Penaldo) ghost the World Cup? Pendu fan boy : The World Cup was rigged….bbrrrr…bbrrr. The media does not like Pendu. Ha ha ha.
Literally sings fnaf songs everyday. Claims that fnaf songs are the best in the world. Always whisper in a high pitch voice in ur ear saying: "You won't get tired of my voice will you?" "I will put you back together." Has all the fnaf plushies around his bed. Believing that souls can possess into some metal bois Attracted to (mostly all the female animatronics) and wanting to propose to them. Usually fap to fnaf porn
People: Fnaf is just a game, no need to be so obsessed about it mannn... Fnaf fan boy: HOW DARE U SAY THAT!!!??? ONE DAY I WILL BECOME PURPLE GUY AND KILL U AND STUFF U INTO AN ANIMATRONIC SUIT. AND THEN BURN YOU WITH THE PIZZERIA DOWN UNTIL UR SOUL GOT TRAPPED INSIDE HELL JUST LIKE WILLIAM AFTON