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fanny badger

Small lice like creature who burrows into the vagina

I was lickin her out and next thing I no there was a fanny badger between my teeth

by Pelo April 18, 2005

Fanny Badger

A recently single legend of the game who's reputation procedes him and is hitting the dating scene like a bat out of hell.

"Dude I'm single again, Its time for the rise of the fanny badger."
OR
"The fanny badger is reborn"

by Sa12356 June 09, 2019

fanny badger

A dirty homeless man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden

"Look, John! It's that dirty old fanny badger again!"

by Bigfoot18 June 11, 2012