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The act of storing a cell phone with a google map app in your fanny pack while having sex. The app keeps track of speed, distance and duration for you.

I was fanny packing this past weekend and it was fantastic.

Cut a hole in your fanny pack, then stroke your cock or pet the kitty

Devin: Did you see Raquel fanny-packing? Robert: Ya, I think I saw some of her pubes.

A pouch or other device used to hold items usually worn around the waist. Most often used as an alternative to a man-purse.

Frank keeps his lube and lipstick in his fanny pack.

A bag worn around the waist by people who think it is still 1990.

Hey, your mom called and she wants wants her fanny pack back.

A purse tied around the waist with a buckle.

Wearing the fanny pack is socail suicide

A gross invention of the 1970's in which one would store essential items like: hand lotion, credit cards, make up, tampons, sunglasses, band-aids, keys, moist towelettes, a watch, mini-binoculars, polaroid instant film, hard candy, a compact, and, maybe, a rattle for your baby. The items would be stored in a pouch that attached to the hips by long interlocking straps, or, in the most horrid circumstance, Velcro.

Tiffany: "Girl, can you hold my condoms in that fanny pack until after the roller coaster?" - Sandy: "The strap on my fanny pack broke and all my heroin fell out in front of Pastor Thomas."

"a pack used to hold items below the waist, can be confused with saggy boobs"

hey man, that's a sick fanny pack