A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who is married or partner to a Farmer
* receives crumpets*
Thank you Farmer's Wife
A woman married to a farmer.
Usually a family member before marriage such as; cousin, second cousin, or even a sister.
Someone with an IQ of less than 60.
A Farmer’s Wife should stay barefoot and pregnant.
Usually used in reference to general frustrations felt my a mule farmers wife. Tiredness typically. Can also refer to hunger, itchy anus and other related issues.
Put the Damilola on ice, you mule farmers wife
The act of harvesting a fresh ear of corn from a field or garden, schucking it, then fucking your partner with it.
The other day when my wife and I went to the store we passed a corn field. I immediately pulled over and gave her the ole Farmer's Wife!