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Fat abes

A person who wears a beard with no mustache like the amish and is heavy and or obese in stature . Much like a beard president abe lincoln wore

My coworker recently shaved his mustache and kept his beard giving him the appearence of a heavy set abe lincoln or a fat abes

by fire brick 2010 August 04, 2011

Fat abed

Fat asf but thinks he's not Body fat percentage is 29% Puts every game of 2k played on snap Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games Gets friendzoned by every girl Thinks he has hoes Doesn't let people eat his food In his household

Stfu you fat abed? Your and obese bitch

by Fuck tenacious September 11, 2016

Fat abed

Fat asf but thinks he's not Body fat percentage is 29% Puts every game of 2k played on snap Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games Gets friendzoned by every girl Thinks he has hoes Doesn't let people eat his food In his household

Stfu you fat abed? Your and obese bitch

by Fuck tenacious September 11, 2016