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Crazy Scottish guy in the Austin Powers movies that weighs over a thousand pounds. He has fiery red hair not only on his face and head, but a whole frickin coat of red down his back. He loves eating and being a slob. Fat Bastard is prone to farting a lot, and then making jokes about them, and even comparing the farts to different situations and things. Has played several roles in the Austin Powers Series; including a Scottish bagpipe player, basic assassin, UPS deliveryman, and a sumo wrestler.
Some Fat Bastard quotes: -"Ya know what mah favorite Helen Hunt movie is? TWISTER!" (Picks sumo wrestler up with a titty twister) -"Sorry, I fahted..." -"I want mah baby-back, baby-back, baby-back ribs...........CHILLLLIIIIIIIII'S baby-back ribs!" -Mistere English Kerenel, tryin ta tell me ta lose weight. Well, let me tell ya somethin, Sonny Jim; I ate a baby! Oh yeah, BABY: the other OTHER white meat! Baby: it's what's for Deener!" -"Where's mah mo-ney?" -Aiiieeee.......frisky are we?"
Your dad after he eats the goddamn cake you we're saving for later.
"Did you eat my cake?" *crumbs on face* "No." "Thanks a lot you fat bastard."
that fat guy from Austin Powers
Fat Bastard: I havent seen my Willy in over three years! Thats long enought to call it legally missing! Im fat becaise I eat, and I eat because Im fat.
someone who is super fat and bitchy
i hate you you are such a fat bastard
A big fat man from Austin Powers. He's Austin Powers obese enemy. Has huge moobs, a big fat stomach, is sweaty and is ugly as fuck... possibly the ugliest character in existence. Also can be a name applied to anyone who's large and annoying.
Vitale looks like fat bastard. Ugh.
A common Character found in Hentai and Ecchi anime, this character is a grossly overweight male that is usually seen fucking the cute main character. Fat Bastard is not limited to straight hentai, and can be found in a number of gay/yaoi Animes/Hentais. he is also a character from the Austin powers movies.
"So I was watching this Hentai, right" "Yeah?" "And there he was!" "Who?" "Fat bastard! He always shows up. Totally kills the mood." "Yeah, I feel you."