A fork of Rural Dictionary
National fat cat day is January 4th this is a time to celebrate how fat your fat cat is!
L: hi it’s January 4th national fat cat day.
A: my cat weights 25 pounds
Fat cat day is a way to show off your cats fatness. So what if you over feed them sometimes be proud for it on this day.
Woah did your cat eat a cow , no I just over feed him , omg I’m so jealous I want a fat cat , well today is national fat cat day go get one
This is a day to celebrate your cats fatness
“ Hi it is fat cat day “ , “yes I know my cat is 25 pounds “ , “ my cat is 17 pounds”
February 28th all big fat sexy jungle cats (Lewis Capaldi fans) celebrate Lewis the king :)
‘Are you excited for big fat sexy jungle cat day?’
‘Yeah!’