A fork of Rural Dictionary
a fat cow is someone who cheats on people and eats hella lot
“Camryn your such a FAT COW”
man #1: hey what's the name of that fat cow with that show?
man #2: oprah?
man #3: yeah, that's it. wow she really is a lard ass.
bovine mammal with inordinate volume of fat tissue
Yo 'sup?! This beef is only 80% lean - must have come from one fat cow, mothafucka!
When the bitch an unacceptable level of thicc
Cameron: Man that bih thicc, amirite?
Nigel: Nah, m8 she unacceptably thicc, the fat cow.
What You use to call your younger siblings when they're being a fooking idiot
Shut Up U FAT COW and go suck on your mothers titties u little bitch
Although neither of these words are swear words, combined they form the most insulting term for women in the English language. Interestingly it is not illegal to call someone a fat cow, though among English people it is an extremely taboo insult.
An Employer to me: You...can't...CALL someone..."a fat cow" I mean, what do you think this is?! a game?
Police: No Further Action
End result: I lost my job