Country Dictionary

Fauchied

The expressionless emotion felt after you are notified you tested positive for COVID-19, even tho you were feeling fine and had no symptoms previous to submitting the your test sample.

Looks like everyone in our dart team has been fauchied out of the league this season-dang...

fauchi

The COVID mask you carry in your pocket and use again and again.

They made me put on my stinky fauchi at the bank.
I forgot my fuachi and they won't let me in the store!
I threw my fauchi away because it's had boogers on it!
I'm tired of wearing this stupid fauchi!

don't be a fauchi

A person or persons that change their mind constantly.

Don't be a Fauchi, make up your mind

Fauchi Ouchie

When your buddy falls asleep early at the all boys sleepover and you alllllllll rub your balls down his shins. Then when he wakes up, hit him in the nose.

Someone grab an ice pack Dave's nose is bleeding from his Fauchi Ouchie!