A fork of Rural Dictionary
Term used by generally younger Ford Fiesta owners to make it sound really cool.
Got in my Fez and drove to a car meet. What colour Fez you driving? Is your Fez an ST?
A hat, u sually red in color worn by: A. Shriners, the guys who helped handicapped kids, have a circus, and drive those little cars at parades. B. A madman in a box...usually accompanied by a bowtie. Can alternate with a stetson.
1. The homecoming queen convertible hit that shriner in his little car..all that survived was his fez. :'( 2. The Doctor: Oh. Okay. I escaped then. Brilliant. Love it when I do that. Legs. Yes. Bow tie. Cool. {feels for his hat} I can buy a fez.
A foreigner of undistinguishable ethnicity. Usually, with a seemingly generic foreign accent and tan coloered skin. Based on the character from That 70's Show with a changed spelling acronym for foreign exchange student.
Habib-Fang is such a Fez! I have no idea where the hell he's from!
When one of your friends decides to peace out abruptly and unexpectedly, usually leaving you with the tab, without a ride, etc... they pull "The Fez."
Justin: "Hey dude, Moe said he's down to be our DD tonight! Andy: "Hell yeah!" HOURS LATER... Justin: Shit I'm drunk, where's Moe??? Andy: He left because he said he had to be up at 4:30am for church, now we have to get a cab! Justin: Damn! He just pulled "The Fez!"