A fork of Rural Dictionary
When Brian Karamamy profusely jackhammers his fingers into a man, woman, animal, or Corrine Klines anus. This can be a technique used to make a male, female, animal, or Sean’s ex aroused, or a method of convincing your peers you are not gay.
Yo, nigga, so I was cow tipping last night and got a sudden urge to Finger Blast the shit outta a stallion last night
“Are you gay?” “No I can’t be, I finger blasted Corrine”
A diversionary tactic implemented by women to not only preserve the feelings of the male counter part, but minimize physical damage to the internal vaginal wall. While being penetrated with the finger, if the sensation becomes to intense or painful, the woman will take the males fingers and suck on them, as if to be ultimately sexually aroused. This motivational diversion is to have the male assume his performance is adequate, when in all actuality, he is shredding up her beef curtain.
'I had to totally pull a finger blast on Chaz the other night, he was soo shredding up my beef curtain.'
The act of using one's finger or fingers to infiltrate one's anal opening or vaginal opening using extreme force and excessive repetitions.
Eddie finger blasted himself into a coma.
Referring to an incident where someone stimulates a woman with their finger. Often done under the influence of alcohol and in inappropriate situations like a bar, theme park rides, movie theaters, buses, the club or in public. Another term for fingered.
Jason (to a friend): I just finger blasted this bitch in the stairwell!
Using your fingers to pleasure a females vaginal region. Basically fucking a girl with your fingers.
Man, I was finger blasting this chick last night.
Act of finger "fucking" a woman
Laura got finger blasted last night and she loved it.
(v.) The act of stimulating a female's genital area by inserting however many fingers her gash can take, followed by a ferocious gyrating or pumping of the aforementioned fingers. Not to be confused with its gentler cousin, the finger bang.
"He finger blasted me so hard, I swear to God he ruptured my uterus."