Country Dictionary

First Bus

A UK public transport company who provide the worse public transport service in the known universe and treat their staff little better than slaves.

I wouldn't work for first bus if they tripled the pay. (which would still be fuck all)

First Bus

A bus company that will never fucking show up.

A: Waiting for bus, due 345678345678923456 mins ago. B: Calls A Oy where the fuck are you A: Bus still hasnt fucking cum, thats first bus for ya

First Bus

The best bus company ever, the only choice when in need if public transport

I love first bus, there quick, cheap and reliable