A fork of Rural Dictionary
Problems related to the difficulty of living in a first world country.
My 7 dollar starbucks latte came with ONE espresso shot instead of the TWO I asked for! Fuck the third world, I have first world problems.
Problems from living in a wealthy, industrialized nation that third worlders would probably roll their eyes at.
Aw, crap, I don't know which 1 carat diamond encrusted platinum ring to buy!
First world problems-When you already have a substantial amount of what you Need , yet you complain about the quailty and the type you Want.
"My daddy bought me a car today !!!! . It's not the Mercedes I really wanted but at least it's something :-//// " #first world problems
It's very easy to mis-interprate the definition of "First World Problems" but once you truly understand the pain you go through when your Wi-Fi wont work or your mum only gave you one lolly instead of two, you just dont give a fuck.
First World Problems: "I'm Hungry" Third World Poblems "I'm Hungry" First World Problems: "Muuuuuuuummmmm!! The fucking showers gone cold again!"
First World Problems is stupid problems we have that does not effect our/other lives in any major way. Compared to third world problems our problems don't mean shit.
Guy 1: (Shouting) Fuck I pissed on the toilet seat. Guy 2: Sigh First World Problems.
Usually related to electronics or the internet.
Damnit, my fart app download has slown to 350 kb/s. First world problem.
The lesser known working title to Canadian singer/songwriter Alanis Morissette's hit song "Ironic". Many have been confused as to the choice of ironic as the songs title when the lyrics are more unfortunate than ironic. In fact there in lies the only thing ironic, it was written by someone who didn't know the definition of irony.
If you read through the lyrics you can clearly see where she was coming from with "First World Problems" as the working title as seen below; 1)It's like rain on your wedding day 2)A traffic jam when you're already late 3)It's a free ride when you've already paid 4)It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife 5)A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break That being said, having the song contain a verse about a husband "kiss(ed) his kids goodbye" get on a plane and have it crash is neither a First World Problems, unfortunate or ironic. It's just messed up.