A fork of Rural Dictionary
Holding your daddy part and thrusting, lots. Then you should cum.
I'll be down soon. I'm having a five finger shuffle.
My mum came in and caught me doing the five fingered shuffle
Very funny term for masturbation.
"I'm so embarrassed, my mom caught me doin the five finger knuckle shuffle."
a masturbation technigue used on females which requires you to insert all five fingers into the vagina.
I walked in on your mother last night preforming the five finger knuckle shuffle
Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.
The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.
Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
fucking ur hand intematly or hardcore
i do the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger way 2 often