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Flat Earther

One who lacks the most important organ, a brain. One who believes that the Earth is Flat, and that space doesn't exist and is just a 'dome' around the Earth and everything is a lie told by the government.

Guy 1: How do u feel about Flat Earthers?

Guy 2: I feel that all Flat Earthers should be sent up in a rocket, and ejected into space, so their last sight will be a Spherical Earth in Space.

by Sur7 January 25, 2019

Flat Earther

One who is mentally retarded in the head, was dropped as a child and snorts crushed up panadol.

All flat earthers are dickheads.

by FrogBoot February 10, 2018

Flat Earther

Idiots

Guy1: That guys a flat earther.
Guy2: You mean a dumb ass

by Skin Ne Penis February 22, 2018

Flat Earther

Someone who not only believes the Earth is flat, but will also claim any argument against their theory is government propaganda.

I hear Bob is a Flat Earther. We should send Bob up into space so he can get a harsh dose of reality.

by Gatch Attack July 22, 2017

Flat Earthers

Strange Humans that believe the conspiracy that planet earth is flat.

Hey, welcome to the Flat Earthers club take a seat and our international meeting with start in 5 minutes so get prepared to lose more brain cells than you currently have

by The Urban Dictionarian July 07, 2018

Flat Earther

Idiots who are mentally retarted and think this earth is a peice of paper

Flat Earthers are mentally retarted

by Eazy-E Jr. October 18, 2018

Flat Earther

A Flat Earther is a person who pursues the belief that the world is flat, and tries to discredit centuries of astronomical discovery and scientific advancement, based on a childlike limited understanding of science and religion. No amount of proof or evidence will convince a Flat Earther that the earth is round like a ball, because their brain lacks the capacity to understand this reality.

Because he is a Flat Earther, he believes that if you go up high enough in a balloon, you can see all of the continents at the same time, because he thinks the world is flat.

by Moving Forward March 07, 2018