A fork of Rural Dictionary
The moment of realization that you have FOMO
Becky: "You should have seen Craig do his kegstand on Friday night!" Amanda: "OMG! I'm having such a foment right now!"
A foment has several meanings: 1. FOMO of a moment that happened without you 2. A future moment 3. A fake moment 4. A forgotten moment that you tap into only while drunk
“Wow, you’re right, we did meet that time we were blacked out at the bar. What a foment that was.”
One has been fomenting when one hasn't had a blowjob from another man in a long time because one has been busy with other things.
Colin's roommate had been fomenting for too long and Jesus ties him up to the bed and gives him a blowjob. Colin calls for Banquo and he is embarassed that he had fomented for so long.
An alcoholic drink that is used to "soothe the soul" of the person imbibing it.
Drinking beer isn't really the best way to calm down and forget your troubles; neither is literally using it as a "fomented beverage" --- i.e., pouring it all over yourself in an attempt to "douse the burning". All you end up doing is wasting a costly comestible and covering yourself in disgusting sticky odiferous foam that stains your clothes and body.