A fork of Rural Dictionary
To become flustered, overwhelmed and confused under the slightest sign of pressure to the point when even speaking can become difficult. (The term “Fonged” is a combination of the words, flustered, overwhelmed, gone and confused.)
“Hey how did you go in court today?” “Yeah, not good. When the questions started I got flustered, I couldn’t even talk!” “Oh man, sounds like you fonged it!” “Sure did!”
(noun-person) 1. One that is naturally drunk and very happy all the time. 2. Loud, obnoxious, and always hyper. 3. A person that is cocky and in your face.
Oh my god, look at the Fongness right there. He's such an asshole but he pulls it off.
To strike or more specifically kick, taken from the film 'a knight's tale' where it is used by the character Watt (played by alan Tudyk)
I will fong you until your outsides are in, your insides are out, your entrails will become your extrails. Pain! lots of pain! (Watt to Chaucer)
To beat the shit out of someone within an inch of their life.
When i finish fonging your ass you're going to be sorry
Verb. To beat mercilessly. Noun. A game in which coke bottles filled with sand and duct taped beyond belief are used to fong people.
I wrecked my car, my dad is gonna fong me when he finds out...