A fork of Rural Dictionary
An entity who is a dude and somewhere on him is food. No one knows what kind of food he'll have on but most of the time it's food you want. These creatures are very stupid. DO NOT INTERACT WITH THEM FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR, as they might poison you.
Hey the food with dude is approaching you
Another phrase for fries before guys, but only for use if you're really salty. Could also be used if you are hungry, with same meaning as fries before guys.
Jessica: do u want to go to McDonald's for dinner Melissa: can't. Josh want me to come to his place. Jessica: u bitch. foods before dudes. Melissa: o shit u right
Someone who is always around, but doesn't really have any redeeming features. High in sodium, low in anything worthwhile.
That guy you were about to fight last night was being a real Junk Food Dude
Food is always important before anyone, especially dudes (or guys/boys)
A term of endearment. Something you call someone as a friendly tease.
Sally: You've always been such a Rude Dude Packa Food Dude, Ginger. Ginger: Thanks Sally. I love you too, you Buttface!
A guy that women use to get free food. Typically this relationship is in the friend zone and non-sexual.
She only calls to go out and eat on your dinner. This is how you know you are a food dude!