A fork of Rural Dictionary
Much like for reasons, “for science” is used to gather information on a person/thing where direct reasoning is not needed but heavily implied. Often used to find the name of a girl with big breasts/cheeks. OR... Can also be used to figure out something stupid, probably involving explosions or broken bones.
Scenario #1 - “What’s her name? I need it for, uh...for science. Scenario #2 - “Let’s mix petroleum and a box of lit matches, FOR SCIENCE!” Scenario #2.1 - Person A - “Hey go jump the rail into that lion enclosure!” Person B - “And why the fuck would I do that?” Person A - “Uh...for, err...science?” Person B - “Ok, sounds good to me!”
An exclamation added after suggesting an idea that is obviously terrible, or a request with sexual undertones.
1. You know beer pong, where you have a drink for each point? We should try beer-scrabble!... for science! 2. so you used to do a pole-dancing workout? you should send me a video of that.. for science!
S ystematic C omprehensive I nvestigation and E xploration of N atural C auses and E ffects
I thought science was just a word until I saw what it stood for.
An exclamation used to justify whenever someone does something just for the heck of it, or to see what would happen; it was not done needlessly, but rather for the advancement of science! Typically spoken of either in a comical Bill Nye way or in an insane, mad scientist way. Props, like a working Tesla coil, are recommended but not required.
- Dude, we have to microwave this lump of moldy cheese... FOR SCIENCE! - I need to put a duck in a vat of Jell-o. FOR SCIENCE! etc.
Something that works, bitches.
Bonus points if you can identify the science being used.