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A long and involved, often exremely notable and serendipitous life story. Derived from the film Forrest Gump in which the main character tells his life story while sitting on a bus stop bench to various passers by.
Hey Dennis, I bet that accordion player over there has one hell of a Forrest Gump. Why don't you tell me your Forrest Gump?
Greatest ping pong player in the world.
Forrest Gump: "I like playin' those ping pongs."
A badass mothafucker who taught Elvis, was a Football Superstar, Vietnam War Hero, Ping Pong Legend, Shrimp Selling Millionaire, Track Running sensation, Punched a Bitch, and banged a whore named Jenny.
Forrest Gump will kick your ass.
A man with a low IQ and a big heart.
You: Sarah Palin was really smart. Me: Forrest gump is both smarter and more charismatic than the entire Palin family.
Someone who sits down with you when you are out someone that you dont want there.
Man sits next to you at a bar, you say "hey forrest gump, cant sit here"
1.) To get through a situation simply by pure luck. 2.) Completing a task or challenge when you have no experience and the odds are stacked against you. 3.) When you get lost in a new town or city but somehow manage to find your way back to somewhere recognizable.
Wow I just Forrest Gumped my way through that test.
A man who, if he could he could talk as fast as he runs, would be mistaken as the next Albert Einstein.