A fork of Rural Dictionary
A bad-ass baseball player of the Chicago White Sox.
Man Frank Thomas sure can nail an opponent. He enjoy making teams look bad.
Frank Thomas' famous quote about Michael Jordan joining the White Sox in 1993.
"The next person who asks me about Michael Jordan, I'm kicking that person's ass!"
1) A lazy, overpaid arrogant douchbag who fakes his injuries, but not quite as well as he fakes his commitment to baseball.
2) To play 1/3 season, unless an MVP season, then say fuck-it, I'm injured now!!!
That good for nothing 1-12 pitcher, with a 7.05 ERA, doesn't do shit and now he pulls a Frank Thomas with a hamstring injury. What horseshit!!!