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Freakbob Martini

A martini with what ever your heart desires. Any liquids will suffice (alcoholic if you will!). For bonus points, put a scoop of ice cream scoop in and yell "IT'S A FLOATER!!!111!!!"

Bob: Aw man! We have such random alcohols, what do we make??!!!
Marley: Bro, just make a freakbob martini!!!
Bob: Omg! You're so right, I'll even add a scoop of ice cream.
Marley: IT'S A FLOATER!!!!!111!!

by Bobbyslimjimm January 29, 2025

freakbob

freaky spongebob

theres also extra freakybob

"yo freakbobs calling again shii i aint answering that ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ"

by maattie July 04, 2024

freakbob

freaky spongebob

theres also extra freakybob

"yo freakbobs calling i aint answering that ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ"

by maattie July 04, 2024

Freakbob

Superb rizzlord super extra freaky spongebob. Graduated from SHIZ University with a bachelor of science in rizz studies.

"Yooo there's a freakbob party only freakbobs allowed downstairs do you want to go?"

"yeah man I'm the freakbob final boss!!!"

by briwood01 December 15, 2024

Freakbob

Spongebob but more slutty

โ€œFREAKBOBS GONNA TOUCH ME UP!โ€

by sikigma January 18, 2025

freakbob

spongebob but make it ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚

Hold on... ๐“˜'๐“ถ ๐“ฐ๐“ฎ๐“ฝ๐“ฝ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“ช ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ต๐“ต

DAMN IT'S FREAKBOB DON'T ANSWER THAT

by burgerkingdeluxegirl July 03, 2024

freakbob

spongebob but freaky

โ€œFreakbob is calling. Who tf freakbob? I ainโ€™t answering that.โ€

by idkmynamevro June 22, 2024