A fork of Rural Dictionary
-The act of quickly moving toward a source of food in gluttonous hunger. -Reference to the episode of "The Office" entitled "Initiation" in which Stanley, the plump African-American employee, with his face full of wonder, speed walks to the free pretzel stand and awaits his salty treat.
Mother: "Time to eat, sweetie!" Fat Boy: *Throws Xbox controller down and rapidly dashes into the kitchen, nearly stepping on his baby sister* Father: *Shakes head* "Free pretzel day...