A fork of Rural Dictionary
An ironic mistake by Google, which said that no results can be found for "French Military Victories" if you click the "I'm feeling lucky" button. The irony is that France has actually won more battles and wars over the last six hundred years than any other country in Europe.
Stupid man: Did you know that there have never been any French Military Victories? Average man: Did you know that you're an idiot?
Early mistake by google that when you typed french military victories it would say No entries did you mean french military defeats.
Student: Search: "french military Victories." GOOGLE: No entries did you mean french military defeats.
1. Mythological event who's existance in modern thinking is correctly ridiculed by those that maintain a belief in the existance of same. 2. Send in the Americans 3. The French Foreign Legion is only as good as it's worst German trooper.
In order to insure a French Military Victory, send in the Americans.
Something which never happens while an army is comprised of a French majority and led by a Frenchman
Napoleon, Joan of Arc, William, The French Foreign Legion, American generals: None of these are Frenchmen Charlemagne, Martel, Guye: None of these men commanded armies made up of over 40% Frenchmen These do not count as French Military Victories
The French version of Martin Luther King Jr.'s, "I Have a Dream," speech. Please refer to French Military Defeats for further clarification.
French military victories are impossible with a country full of cheese-eating, snail-breathed, no-hygiene, surrender-monkeys.
"What were some French military victories? Did I even put those three words in a proper sentence?" -me "Did you know that it was the French who first thought of using electrical shocks as a means of torture?" -Revolver Ocelot, MGS : Twin Snakes
a prime example of Napoleonic syndrome, as France has won as many battles as they claim to have won. In actuallity, every victory they have has either proved irrelivent due to loss of the over all war, irrelivent due to fighting themselves, or irrelevent due to fighting alongside someone else or haveing someone else (read as Britain, America, Russia, Normandy, Algeria, Italy, India, Mexico, Indians, Prussians, Irish, Scotts, Australians, and the Dutch) fight for them.
Did you know there are more French Military Victories than any other country? Yes, and did you know that if you win every game but lose the championship you still lost?