A fork of Rural Dictionary
Similar to def. 1 above however sometimes one will apply soap and water to the armpits and dry with a (paper) towel before applying the deodorant.
"The days were getting longer and I was getting lazier. I resorted to French Showers with a diet of coffee and cigarettes"
To cover oneself with aftershave as an alternative to washing.
Student 1: Dude, the hot water's on the blink again!
Student 2: Fuck it, I'll just take a French Shower.
Student 1: Sweet
This is what slobby meth whores and the like do before they go on a date. They may not have access to running water, or they are just plain lazy and they spray cheap perfume on their sweaty, gamey smelling bodies in lieu of a shower. Daughters and wives of pig farmers are well known for this behavior before they go on a date with pickup driving rednecks. Their pussieshave a horrendous odor reminiscent of rotting rough fish on the river bank.
I thought Donna was taking a shower first. I mean, after slopping those sows all day. The smell of cheap perfume could have gagged a maggot. When I smelled her gizmo my supper came up. She only took a french shower.
To cleanse ones self by applying only deodorant and cologne (or perfume). The French reference is in place because of the widely-held notion that the French are not fond of bathing on a regular basis.
Man, I got the freak on last night, woke up late for work so I had to take a French shower to make it in on time.