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French Toast

When you pour syrup in her vagina and dip your french toast in it. After, always clean up by eating the syrup

“Hey babe, can you serve me french toast tomorrow morning?” “Only if you make me sausage after”

by Hampton Grey April 04, 2021

French Toast

1) An easy Breakfast to make. 2) Joan of Arc

I like French Toast.

by Mopey87 March 03, 2007

French Toast

Egging someone else's property, usually a car, then covering it with slices of bread, and leaving it in the sun. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the car. Hence, french toast.

The Principal gave me detention the other day, so me and Pablo French Toasted his car.

by Hodge329 September 18, 2008

French Toast

A sexual act when a man ejaculates on their partner's stomach, and immediately flips over the partner and burns them.

"Why does she have a burn mark on her back?" "Cause I french toasted her last night"

by WaffleMan January 18, 2013

French Toast

A simple concoction of bread, eggs, and milk. Dates back as far as Medieval Times. It's also some how magically related to Asians.

Asians=French Toast????

by YourAdopted June 08, 2011

French Toast

the origin of the term french toast comes from world war 1. The story goes like this: A french soldier was looting a house near the trenches. he found some eggs and several slices of bread, which he put in his pocket. As he was walking back to his post, a German patrol ambushed him. during the fracas, the soldier fell on his pocket, breaking the eggs on the bread, and then was promptly roasted by a flamethrower. A British patrol found his body, complete with "french toast" in his pocket. The name has stuck ever since.

Hey, did you see that French guy who attempted to light himself on fire in protest? Yeah, he turned into real french toast.

by OrignalWolf January 26, 2011

French Toast

When you pull the wedgie out of her ass with your teeth.

Oh my gosh honey, I have a wedgie from hell....Stop....Drop, ASS in the AIR....pull her pants down and shove those teeth in her ass, clamp down....and pull!! "The French Toast" no mas wedgie

by @ssm@ster July 09, 2009