A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who is sweet, but unreliable.
My boyfriend is so nice & sweet, but always cancels plans the last minute. He's such a frosted flake.
Someone who is consistently bailing on plans that are supposed to occur before noon.
"So why couldn't he meet us this morning?"
"I'm not sure man, he is such a frosted flake."
When a guy cums on girl and it drys then they peel it off.
Cristin had a frosted flake on her arm the other day.
When your gay friend always flakes out on you
*texts gay friend* "hey you're late, are you coming?"
*gay friend replies * "oh sorry I can't make it."
You: "ugh, what a frosted flake"
When you nut and don't clean everything up, so it dries up and becomes flakey.
I should've cleaned up my frosted flakes before my family came over.
When you ejaculate over someone's cereal, making it nice, white and frosty. Like frosted flakes. Then they eat it without noticing.
Person 1: Dude Jasmine ate some frosted flakes from Tommy yesterday.
Person 2: Dude Epic!
Dried, typically flakey, cum or come on an individual(s) body after ejaculation. They are common on hair and renown for the inability to wash/remove them on first attempt.
Darin took three showers but the frosted flakes on his chest were unusually obstinate and flakey.