A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person that makes plans with you then they alway bail last minute but they sugar coat their excuse so you forget how flakey they are so you keep making plans with them.
Susan: “Tina isn’t texting me back. She’s supposed to come over soon”
Elena: “you know she isn’t coming she always flakes “
Susan: “what do you mean she said she was coming why would she...... omg. I forgot. She is a frosted flake........ ughhhhh that bitch she always does this to me”
When you nut and don't clean everything up, so it dries up and becomes flakey.
I should've cleaned up my frosted flakes before my family came over.
When you ejaculate over someone's cereal, making it nice, white and frosty. Like frosted flakes. Then they eat it without noticing.
Person 1: Dude Jasmine ate some frosted flakes from Tommy yesterday.
Person 2: Dude Epic!
Dried, typically flakey, cum or come on an individual(s) body after ejaculation. They are common on hair and renown for the inability to wash/remove them on first attempt.
Darin took three showers but the frosted flakes on his chest were unusually obstinate and flakey.
Another way to say something is "Grrrrrrreat" without sounding like an imbecile.
"Man, 'The Incredibles' was the frosted flakes, dude."
"Grow up, man, you're 25."
Someone who is known for constantly backing out on plans ("flaking"), often for reasons that are flimsy and/or somewhat insulting ("frosty").
"My friend was supposed to come visit me in the hospital after my round of chemo, but then she called at the last minute to say she couldn't afford to waste her gas on the drive up. I don't know what I was expecting anyway, she's totally frosted flakes."
waking up the morning after a long night of sex and noticing that you forgot to wipe off the residue from you or your partner
man it took me an hour to get the frosted flakes off my stomach this morning