A fork of Rural Dictionary
A comparison of sorts to how things could have been worse. A form of punishment.
Bob: I pissed away my whole paycheck at the dammed Casino! Bill: Well, that's better than getting kicked in the balls with a frozen boot! Bob: That jackass cut me off changing lanes! I wish I had brought the Igloo cooler with the frozen boot for when we get to the next stoplight!
When a man takes a pair of work boots and puts them in the freezer for two weeks. After he does that he puts them on and shoves his foot up a girls ass hole.
Friend: "dude i frozen moon boots ur mom last night." Other friend: "WTF!?!"