A fork of Rural Dictionary
Slang for a Narcissistic person. May look super cute and fuzzy but turns out they are a sneaky creature of the night that lives to flit from one place to another sucking the sweetness out of everything they get too close to.
That guy is a total Fruit Bat. He's hairy and cute but he sucks the sweetness out of every woman he's ever been with then flies on to the next one. Total narcissist.
Demonic little fuckers that love to steal fruit from small children all over the world, leaving it only half eaten so it must be thrown away afterwards. Must be destroyed before it lays its seeds of decay and spawns more creatures from the souls of small children.
My son...today, died...of fruit bats eggs...
Fruit bat: noun:
1. A bat that hangs in trees, making it look like a piece of fruit. This works as camouflage to protect against potential predators.
2. A crazy person who has eaten so much fruit, they now look like a plump juicy piece of fruit, and have an odd urge to take a nibble.
1.
A: Look at the fruit tree!
B: No, that tree has been dead for awhile, those are definitely fruit bats.
2.
A: I saw a rather plump man holding a peach and licking his fingers a bit too much.
B: Totally a fruit bat.
a fruit bat is when you delicately (so not to damage the fragile mammal) blindfold your lover w/ your extremely streched balls.
When a young man cuts his hand before he masturbates to recreate the feeling of popping a cherry.
I fruit batted this morning to that virgin sara. It reminded me of our future first time.