A fork of Rural Dictionary
What you see when you are mooned by a male. It is the collection of man-junk from a rear view.
While being mooned by Cassidy, I had the un-godly privilege of seeing his fruit salad.
A substitute word for sex. Usually used while texting friends to gloat that you just had sex without flat out saying it, just in case parental units get a hold of their phone.
Friend 1: Hey, where are you? Wanna play Skyrim?
Friend 2: Fruit salad. May be a while.
Friend 1: Oh, never mind then.
a mans whose mother slept with many men of many races
i dont know who my father was, i am a real fruit salad
Any assortment of gay people. This means they can be of different ethnicities, from different countries, whatever. It can even be another name for a Pride Parade. I don't mean to offend, because I myself am gay.
Friend 1: "Hey, do you see that fruit salad over there? Totally interesting!"
Friend 2: "Yeah. I've never seen many gay people from different races before."
A gay sex position when in an orgy, genitals are just rubbed together
Jim: Hey dude I bet that guy had some fruit salad last night
Paul: no way dude. He's straight
Is when you ejaculate in a girls face and then throw cut up bits of fruit at her.
Fruit Salad
Kissing multiple people at the same time, all with Jolly Ranchers in their mouth. I know, it sounds weird.
Who do you want to make fruit salad with?
"I had fruit salad yesterday."