A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a girl "forgets" to tell her male friend that she is on her period, then forces him to eat her out by sitting on his face!
Lisa: I was really pissed at James last night, so I fruit punched him. Sara: Ewwwe what a loser, he probably deserved it though.
a drank consisting of belevedere vodka and cranberry juice
I went to da club and ordered some fruit punch!
The term "Fruit Punch" refers to when a girl gets fisted when she is on her period.
--Carol limps into the room-- Marge: What happened to you? Carol: I got fruit punched last night!
If a girl is having her period during sex, get a plate and let it drip onto the plate. Then take a piece of dental floss, dip it in the blood on the plate, shove the dental floss in your dick hole, and let the woman take the other end of the dental floss out of your asshole.
Last night I was fucking my woman, when she had her period. I knew just what to do. FRUIT PUNCH!
When a man and a woman have shower sex while the woman is on her period. The period juice will mix with the shower water to make a small pool of liquid at the bottom of the shower. This is fruit punch.
John : Yo, so the other day i was so tired, me and mary made fruit punch and i didnt even notice. Zach : Yo dats craaaazy bro!