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Fruity pebbles

A vegan's droppings.

I ate a bag of dried bananas, some apples and a few grapes and left some fruity pebbles in the my ex's toilet.

by ceresdeetienne October 31, 2013

Fruity pebbles

When you spend 12 days and 8 nights consuming nothing but spaghetti bolognese and every attainable flavor of Gatorade or Powerade and then ejaculate on your partner’s stomach so that it appears colorful and misshapen. You can also choose to pour milk over it all when you’re done, but most people don’t keep cartons of milk that close to their bedroom or fuckroom unless they’re a loser or a simp.

Bertha: “Baby, can we just do something casual for breakfast tomorrow?” Charles: “Sure babe! What cereal should I grab from the Food Lion?” Bertha: “Oh! How about Fruity Pebbles? I haven’t had that in forever!” Charles: “Oh...that...it’s been so long since anyone has asked me for that. Are you sure, my darling, my morning star?” Bertha: “Uh, yeah, that is what I want.” Charles: “Give me 2 weeks to prepare.” Bertha: “Ok.” Charles: “Ok. Go back to sleep.”

by Skoodel October 09, 2020

Fruity Pebbles

Nice sized weed buds.

I'm a Pan Handler, so i'll hook you up with a dime with extra Fruity Pebbles.

by Hakim Lewis June 08, 2005

fruity pebbles

Slang for a gay persons ball-sack.

Rory you better stay away from that dude or he'll whip out his fruity pebbles on you...

by The Man Carter January 11, 2005

fruity pebble

the result of shoving ur left ball into yogurt sticking it in sprinkles and feeding it to ur partner as to satisfy her hunger

OH CRAP BOY that was an awesome fruity pebble!!!! i want more in the morning

by goddarnflippinman January 15, 2010

Fruity Pebbles

The taste you get when you eat 2 regular potato chips and 1 gummy worm at the same time

Dude, I just ate a potato chip and a gummy worm at the same time and it tastes like fruity pebbles!

by Highrocks September 24, 2010

Fruity Pebbles

Slang for a gay guys balls

Fruity pebbles are the only cereal i ever eat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Accepting_Who_I_Am January 19, 2016