A fork of Rural Dictionary
Kinder, gentler version of Mother Fucker. Still considered fighting words.
Smoke break... Taxpayer 1: So, the network can be configured in a number of ways... Taxpayer 2: Uh huh... Bum interrupting: Let me buy a smoke from you. Taxpayer 1: I only have two cigarettes left, so I need to keep them. (puts American Spirit pack back in coat pocket) Bum (not listening): Let me buy a smoke from you. Taxpayer 1: No, I don't sell cigarettes. Bum (still not listening): Let me buy a smoke. Taxpayer 1: I don't have any cigarettes. Bum: Oh, why you treating me like that! Fuck my mother! Fuck my mother! I just want a cigarette, why you treating me like that? Taxpayer 1: I don't want to fuck your mother. Bum: Fuck my mother! You won't sell me a cigarette! Fuck My Mother! I will find you later, I know you are a cop, that's the only reason I'm not beating you. Undercover pig. Fuck my mother! Taxpayer 1: I am not a cop. Bum: Fuck my mother. Taxpayer 1: Give me your mother's phone number. Bum: Fuck my mother! You are lucky you are a cop. (walking away) Fuck my mother! Taxpayer 2: Hhmm. Taxpayer 1: So, we can add those two machines to the network...