A fork of Rural Dictionary
A goofy, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing look. Much like a resting bitch face, but worse.
Your fuck off face is killing me, Kaitlin!
The time in a relationship when both parties are avoiding sex to punish the other person. Can lead to a Cuban missile crisis
John "Hey, Jake. You look aweful did you get any last night?"
Jake "No we're still in a cold war fuck face off."
John "Have you tried a missile test as a display of power? It migth make the Berlin wall crumble"
See kicks my (fucking) face off.
"How good was it?"
"It kicked my fucking face off!"
The act of excelling, or being highly impressed with a certain act or event. Can also mean something, or someone is very very very good.
"Was he Gandalf?"
"Yes! He kicked my fucking face off!"