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fuck puppet

Phrase coined by author Christopher Moore to refer to a female companion whose sole contribution to a relationship is the provision of sexual gratification. Can also refer to a male. Implies that, apart from looking good and having sex, the person has no other redeeming qualities.

"Fuck puppets. Every one of them has an apartment that some older executive guy is paying for - just like he paid for the health-club membership and the fake tits. They spend their days getting facials and manicures, and their nights under some suit out of his suit." ... "So they're like mistresses?" Charlie said. "Like in Europe?" "I suppose," Ray said. "But did you ever get the impression that mistresses worked this hard to look good? I think fuck puppet is more accurate, because when they get too old to hold the attention of their guy, they've got nothing more going. They'll be done, like marionettes with no one at the strings."

by N E B October 01, 2007

Fuck Puppet

Person you just use for sex, have no feelings for, and possibly share with your friends.

Emma?? No man she my boy's fuck puppet, we've all had a go!!

by CJM379 December 05, 2002

Fuck Puppet

A Fuck-Puppet is someone who is being completely manipulated and used by the will and behavior of someone else in the most demoralising manner for either persons benefit.

"Did you see how she just lied in court?" "What a total Fuck Puppet!" "That Dirty Little Fuck-Puppet won't stab me in the back!" "Your just doing all his dirty work, your his Fuck-Puppet!"

by The Moody Poet August 06, 2006

Fuck Puppet

A person who enjoys being controlled (dangled) sexually by another.

I can havve sex with him any time, anywhere, any way I want! He's my Fuck Puppet, and loves it when I pull his "string."

by talk2me-JCH2 May 08, 2021

Fuck Puppet

A term to describe someone you love fucking, repeatedly. Often considered to be a demoralizing term, I believe we can take it back. I am proud to be a fuck puppet. Used in the television series Six Feet Under

Nate: This is Brenda, my girlfriend. Brenda: I prefer the term fuck puppet.

by MoMo_love February 27, 2007

Fuck Puppet

It’s your hand, fool. Puppets are hand controlled objects, not other people. So a fuck puppet is your hand. Sure, a bunch of guys can get together and have their own puppet show but that’s another definition.

You get any action last night? Nah, just spent some time with my Fuck Puppet..

by Q-XIII February 24, 2022

fuck puppet

As a puppet is controlled by the hand inserted in it, the fuck puppet is controlled by the cock in the same manner. A fuck puppet would be a cock junkie who would do whatever the person feeding her fix wished without question.

"Do you think Jannie will let Mark cruise with us to the strip club?" "Shit, she's just his little fuck puppet! He could bring one of the strippers home for a threesome if he wanted!"

by Bird O'Prey January 19, 2008