A fork of Rural Dictionary
An expression of speech originally used by the Girls of Chaos. Used to express disgust, dismay or disbelieve. May also be used as an expression of surprise. Original context removed to protect the identity of those involved. ;)
RL: What did you do last weekend? HB: I just hung out with xxxxx... RL: Fuck your couch.
To do something so bold simply to be an asshole. The phrase began on an episode of Dave Chappelle, in which Rick James utterly destroyed Eddie Murphy's couch, causing Eddie and his brother, Charlie Murphy to completely pwn Rick by the way of a beatdown administered to his legs.
Rick James grinds mud into Eddie Murphy's new couch. Rick: Fuck your couch! Eddie and Charlie Murphy beat Rick's legs. Rick: Darkness Motherfuckers!
The insult to beat all insults in an argument, due to its pure randomness. Also tends to make the opponent speechless.
Cynnamon: You are such a whore! Mary: Well fuck your couch! Cynnamon: .... What?
The equivalent of "Well fuck you." Can also be said as: -Fuck your couch. "Fuck you." -FUCK MY COUCH!! "Fuck MY LIFE!!" The phrase originated from an episode of the Dave Chappele Show, where he played Rick James. The exact line where it was adapted from, is when he (dave Chappelle/ Rick James) is on a couch, and says, "Fuck your couch, nigga! Fuck your couch!"
Person 1: God! Just shut the fuck up! You're SO annoying! Person 2: Well fuck YOUR couch! *storms off*
It's a metaphor. the "fuck" is metaphorical for not giving a shit, and the "your couch" is metaphorical as it is the subject that the user choses instead of the person it is being used against, thus making it clear that it is more important to the user than the recipient, and by not giving a shit about something that is more important to the user than the recipient, the user is saying that he or she less than gives a shit about about the recipient and anything they have ever said or done
Person 1: I just finished my homework! Person 2: Fuck your couch.
From Chappelle's Rick James episode. Best used when the person you are saying it to is in a better situation then yourself.
Ex: - Your friend buys an expensive couch/car and is a dick about it. - You say, "fuck your couch/couch."
pretty self explanitory but can be used in many ways....
A:dude you suck B:well you know what fuck your couches