A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pretty well any Job in Ottawa Canada, a government town that aspires to be a city one day. Similar to knowing Fuck All, but bragging about it as well.
Did you hear about Bob? He's now Fucking the Dog since he moved to Ottawa.
To do nothing at all, or at least nothing of productive use.
Bill was so hung over at work on monday, and the boss was out. He just sat at his desk and fucked the dog all day
When someone is on the clock (at work) and they stand around acting busy and actually do nothing.
The supervisor approached the crew of ditch diggers and separated the two who had been leaning on their shovels talking. He said that any more inaction on the job would lead to their dimissal. Stating further, I'll have no fucking the dog on my watch!
Doing nothing, shooting the shit.
Hey Kevin, what are you doing? Kevin: Fucking the dog.
Not doing anything in particular because you have nothing to do or in an attempt to kill time.
The game doesn't start for another hour so I guess I'll just be fucking the dog until then. My boss is going to be pissed off when he finds out I was fucking the dog all day.
1. to waste time doing nothing 2. to make a severe mistake
Don't just stand there and fuck the dog, get going.
Just like it says. A division of beastility that involves sexual intercourse between a dog and a human being.
Animal Porn slut: "I'm ready to go on camera and fuck a dog."