A fork of Rural Dictionary
Tom Cruise is a Fudge Packer.
Hey there Mr. Cruise I didn't know you were a Fudge Packer?
one who packs fudge, on an assembly line. Possibly at a chocolate factory.
Me: Hey, my bro mike just got a job at the chocolate factory. J: AW DUDE, MIKE'S A FUDGE PACKER
Fudge Packer fuhj pak-er -noun A person that is in charge of packaging the products that is made by a fudge factory -noun A person that is in charge of giving anal sex to either a female or bisexual or homosexual male. A person receiving the aforementioned would be considered a "fudge packee", again either by a dominatrix donning a strap on or a bisexual or homosexual male.
Selma: Hey Betty, what happens to the fudge after we are done making it? Betty: Well, it goes right down there to the fudge packer. ------------------------------------------ Damn, I really want some anal sex bad. I should post an ad on craigslist to see if there are any fudge packers available. I sure do love them fudge packers. Oh yeah, fudge packers are the bomb!
Been around for a while, refers to anal sex.
"Dude look at those fudgepackers!"
basicaly its a man who bends over and accepts another mans dick up his arse,
Josh- Hey Daryl did have have a fun time fudge packing Chris the fudge packer in his caravan? Daryl- fuck off LUKE- Andrew u been fudge packing lately? Andrew - yea with my dad LUKE - errrrr
A mammal that maybe able to consume large amounts of Fudge.
The yaoi convention had a sundae bar full of fudge packers.