A fork of Rural Dictionary
soulmate. when you wanna say someones there soulmate, use fuentes to impress them.
girl: "i love you."
boy: "i love you more."
girl: "thats a lie."
boy: "nope. your my fuentes."
girl.: "whats that?"
boy: "it means soulmate.:
girl.: "oh your so romantic!"
boy: "(:"
To become a sophomore girl and execute your specifically designated dance move while getting stared at by middle aged men; to make ultilio your biddie; to drink pure sugar ritas while chasing your friends to the dance floor with tortilla chips in your hand; to order more ritas then you can pay for
Hey Becky! Wanna fuente tonight?? Our saint pattys pregame wasn't enough for me and I really miss Ultilio right now.
A Fuentes is a rare, one-of-a-kind bugger. Generally of above-average girth, well-balanced ratio of crispy and juicy.
Considered a delicacy in the far-right conservative political commentator community.
I couldn't wait to get home, I had to get that Fuentes in my mouth immediately consequences be damned
the sexiest most amazing-voiced Mexican you will ever meet.
Oh my god it's Vic Fuentes! Let's kidnap him!