A fork of Rural Dictionary
the guy whom you so desire to become your boyfriend, but isn't yet committed to you.
I need to call my future boyfriend to see if we could meet for dinner this week. my future boyfriend took his neice to a baseball game today. my future boyfriend just sent me a text!
Pronounced FEB: f-eh-b One whom you are dating, but know the relationship will come to an end for any number of reasons; religious differences, geographical challenges, or the other person in the relationship is a total douche bag.
Mark: Yeah, so I am moving to Japan in like 5 months Jessica: Well that sucks Mark: what do you want to do about us? Jessica: I guess we are going to have to break up Mark: pssshhh. In the future A few days later . . . Rachel: So what’s up with you and Mark? Jessica: Oh, he is just my FEB (future ex boyfriend).
Well... There may come a point in time in which a girl sits back and looks at her dearly beloved and thinks what was i thinking... Nose picking, rapid burping, greasy hair, strange obsessions... Get the fuck out... I'll give him a few weeks to build up to the crash.
Amber: Why the hell are you still dating that greasy haired, hoot picking freak? Becki: Don't worry, getting rid of the bastard in a few weeks... He's my Future Ex Boyfriend.